Marriage

If I ever find someone insane enough to want to marry me, I insist on having this:

I cannot comprehend being unhappy with any man who appreciates the sheer awesomeness of a stegosaurus engagement ring.

Available from Lost at Sea.

Dear Santa...

I've been a very good girl all year (what do you mean, "it's only February"?) I know how busy you get around Christmas time, so I've nobly decided to let you hand over my present ten months early. Purely to alleviate the hectic workload, you understand.

I would very much like one of these:

Please please please please please. I'll eat all my greens and everything.

Love Erykah

(Triceracopter found here).